Newest Inventions from B.S.L Labs

Rating:  Rate It! Self Improvement: Personal Infatuation Magnification Persona   B.S.L. Labs once again saves the day. The Personal Infatuation Magnification Persona or P.I.M.P Rays emits a signal that makes you irresistable to all the ladies. Just set the intesity and all of you jokes are funny and all of you stories are interesting. You instantly become the most desirable person on the entire planet.   Invention Details User Comments (17) Share Tweet

Executive: Whiteboard All-In-One Cleaner   Introducing B.S.L Labs' newest invention: The Whiteboard All-In-One Cleaner. This unit combines both the white board eraser and white board spray in an easy to use and ergonomic design. Standard sized spray bottles fit inside the eraser and are quick and easy to replace. Now you can save time and always put the white in whiteboard!   Invention Details User Comments (4) Share Tweet Rating:  Rate It!

Rating:  Rate It! Music: iPod Hearing Aid   Hearing aids have always made headphones difficult to use for people with hearing disabilities. B.S.L Labs' new iPod Hearing Aid was created to solve that very problem. While designed specifically with the iPod in mind, this hearing aid will plug into any headphone jack. Works great for the home, car, or office.   Invention Details User Comments (14) Share Tweet

Health & Medical: Nojockitchstra   Chronic Jock-Itch Syndrome (CJIS) is a serious and bothersome disease. That is why B.S.L Labs is proud to introduce Nojockitchstra. This once daily pill eliminates Chronic Jock-Itch Syndrome by blocking sweat glands in the groinal area. Side-effects include natural male enhancement, additional confidence, and hair growth.   Invention Details User Comments (11) Share Tweet Rating:  Rate It!

Rating:  Rate It! Sports & Recreation: Golf VR Headset   Course owners, want to provide the latest and greatest for your patrons? Players, want to know what is around that dogleg without reading those difficult scorecards? B.S.L Labs' newest invention, the Golf VR headset, allows players to view fly-bys of the hole before they play it.   Invention Details User Comments (9) Share Tweet

Automotive: The Car Raincoat   Does it rain or snow every time after you finish washing your car? With B.S.L Labs' new Car Raincoat you will never have to worry about it again! After washing your vehicle simply put the Car Raincoat on it and go for a drive, rain or shine!   Invention Details User Comments (39) Share Tweet Rating:  Rate It!

Rating:  Rate It! Other: Sarcasm Detector   The sarcasmically challenged can now avoid embarrasing situations when everyone get's a joke but you. This unit will detect the slightest bit of sarcasm so when a friend tells you that he slept with your mom last night, you will know full well that he did no such thing!   Invention Details User Comments (24) Share Tweet

Novelty Items: Elevator Button Keychain   Why is it that even though an elevator button is lit up, every single person who comes by feels compelled to press it as well? We here at B.S.L Labs believe it dates back to Neanderthal times when cavemen competed in a similar event...Jeopardy. Now you can have your very own personal elevator button keychain that lights up for 10 seconds when you push it.   Invention Details User Comments (32) Share Tweet Rating:  Rate It!

Rating:  Rate It! Health & Medical: Eyeball Sunblock   New from B.S.L Labs: Eyeball Sunblock. Have you ever forgotten your sunglasses at home and then developed a serious sight disorder? Never again. Keep a bottle of Eyeball Sunblock in your pocket, vehicle, or Neckpack and gently apply to your eyeball for SPF 30 protection all day long!   Invention Details User Comments (20) Share Tweet

Executive: Dippy Bird Typer   Tired of sitting in front of your computer and typing all day? Can't quite hit that 50 words per minute? Then let B.S.L Labs Dippy Bird Typer be your hands. Built on a special swivel and using a USB interface, the Dippy Bird Typer will type the words you dictate to it through the built-in microphone at a blazing 66 words per minute.   Invention Details User Comments (16) Share Tweet Rating:  Rate It!