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Sarcasm Detector

 

Avoid embarrasing situations when everyone get's a joke but you.  This unit will detect the slightest bit of sarcasm so when a friend tells you that he slept with your mom last night, you will know full well that he did no such thing!  

When this device detects sarcasm, it will glow red and vibrate.  If you are worried someone will see it glowing through your shirt, you can turn the glow feature off and simply go by vibrations.  

Features
- body heat powered
- sleek, stylish design
- inconspicuous mode
- training mode helps you practice sarcasm that works

 

 
Sarcasm Detector
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 Sounnikoura: Nov 8, 2007 4:50pm 
Yeah, wow, such a usefull invention. *BRRRBRBRBRRRRRR* Really, I needed it all my life. *BRBBBRBBRBRBRRR* Now really, the "Body heat powered" think is really ingenious. *BING*
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 Sienna: Oct 19, 2007 10:34am 
Yeah... But it's hard to detect sarcasm if they dont sound sarcastic. You only know if someone is sarcastic if they say it in a weird way...
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 GoldDigger: Sep 19, 2007 11:56am 
but who can't detect sarcasm. are they stupid or something? even my daughter can detect sarcasm and she's 4 years old!!!
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 mimi: Jul 31, 2007 8:50pm 
wow!!!! excellent.... sna mgkaroon dn aq ng gnyan. kc, dmi cnungaling sa lugar nmen e!!! can i hav that.just for free???plzzzz?
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 jim bob: Jan 30, 2007 9:12pm 
wow this thing really works lol
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 bob: Jan 19, 2007 1:39pm 
err where u just being sarcastic
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 Riellyn: Aug 19, 2006 10:21am 
Wow, this would be helpful. nobody is ever smart enough to know when I'm being sarcastic
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 Slamfunk22: Jul 6, 2006 9:15pm 
Lol, i'd buy it. (And again, here we go, people screaming thier asses off an invention that isn't thiers.)
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 mysterytwinkle: Apr 18, 2006 2:39pm 
naw im just pullin your leg...it sucks major donkey dong
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 mysterytwinkle: Apr 4, 2006 8:09am 
Dang, my buddy is in serious need of this.
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 professor frink: Feb 10, 2006 12:47pm 
Are you kidding me? This baby is off the charts!
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 Balthamael: Jan 8, 2006 8:50am 
Hopefully this works better than my current one. It is always either in need of calibration or outright broken.
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 Rockstar: Dec 3, 2005 11:55am 
Hater, you are most likely the dumbest f***er ever! Do you even know what sarcasm is? Well obviously not! You panzy- dumbs***!!!!!!!!!!
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 Hater: Nov 2, 2005 7:23am 
comic boy u crazy that don't work u bastard oh yea i slept with u momma last night can u detect that with ur gay Sarcasm Detector
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 comic book guy: Jun 29, 2005 9:24am 
oh, a sarcasm detector, thats a REAL useful invention
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 bubbles: Jun 28, 2005 2:18am 
how the hell do you buy these freaking things? i cant finad out how!! (lol) n make fun of me all you want but i want to know!)
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 Catherine: Jun 11, 2005 2:14pm 
Will you ever come out with a internet version? It seems sarcasm flies right over people's heads on the web.
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 Clush: Apr 7, 2005 6:57am 
hahaha, brilliant jimster! there's a lot of ppl visiting this site that could use one of those, maybe u guys could ship them with any orders you get for free?
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 the jimster: Mar 29, 2005 6:47pm 
I used to think that my freinds were joking when they said that they sleept with my mom, but now I know better. F*** you BSL labs.
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 OLLIEE: Mar 25, 2005 9:58am 
does it detect sarcasm by tone of voice?
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 Loserchild001: Mar 19, 2005 8:02am 
i used to think my mom was a whore cuz my friends said they all slept with her. But ever since i got the sarcasm detector i know now they're full of .
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 Milcho: Mar 15, 2005 5:49pm 
I need this! Where IS the buy button!!!
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 Jonboy: Mar 15, 2005 10:50am 
it is so yuos full
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 counter killer: Mar 12, 2005 1:20pm 
I love my one
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