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The Vocabulator

 

If you have ever found yourself fumbling for words, this device is for you!  It will suggest words mid-sentence if you use the keyword "Ummm".

A futuristic robotic voice will help you speak.  You can have it plugged into headphones to make it more non-intrusive than it already is.  The best way to use this device is to have it set on speaker mode however.  People will get what you are trying to say without you actually finishing your sentences.

Features:
- If you stutter, you dont have to worry about it anymore.
- "more" unintrusive mode
- comfortable pads to read brain waves

 
The Vocabulator
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 hyperactive: Jun 27, 2007 2:53am 
nice one... but seems like a tool for stupids.
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 fidych: Mar 29, 2007 12:26pm 
i would love that!
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 bobulator: Jan 19, 2007 1:53pm 
why do all of these inventions if u can call the that hav ulater at the end of the word like fribulator or vocabulator
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 Riellyn: Aug 19, 2006 10:07am 
Oh, it reads brain waves. Well, I see how it works... but now I think I'm being watched! lol
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 Riellyn: Aug 19, 2006 10:07am 
It seems like a good idea, but how would it be sure what words you were looking for just by you saying "ummm"? And by the way, Jquizzle, 1. you spelled "idiot" wrong. And 2. you said "umm", lol.
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 yea: Nov 2, 2005 7:26am 
this don't work get back with that to the lab
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 tia: Aug 20, 2005 11:14am 
wow, now i know what those scientists put into my head... whenever my mom struggles for a word i automatically know the answer!!!
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 kirby_is_kyaan: Apr 19, 2005 12:23pm 
jfoiurenhf;ref
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 Nil: Apr 19, 2005 12:22pm 
i really need 1 of those!!!
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 Oh dumb one: Apr 1, 2005 4:18pm 
It could be useful for someone like me who's always well swearing. , it's another inovative move from the wankers at BSL. Keep up the good work guys (pricks).
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 jquizzle: Mar 31, 2005 7:07am 
if ur a idoiot umm i guess lol
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 Kafei the Fayt PWNer: Mar 26, 2005 5:14pm 
This invention is useful. Mainly when typing.
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